Gather round children, let me spin you a tall tale of the sea.
While the kitchen is full of people dressed like me.
A trog? No, a skull-n-bones cup full of grog!
Even the admiral thinks a one-eyed wench will do in a pinch.
Sign language is helpful on the open sea.
Up from Cabo they crawl, to say happy birthday to Tuppy, one sleepy eye and all.
A most confusing white flag.
Party animal gets her booze.
Alan thinks a nice choke will never lose.
Make sure the cap is on tight.
Raise your glass for might!
Say thank you now, he's about to out like a light!