Shirt Exploding Saloon Mayhem!

So after rockin out at the Volcom house, several of us headed over to the Balboa Saloon. There must have been something in those tacos cause things got really wild really quick. Clothing was spontaiously combusting! madness!


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We showed up and started getting wild.. and drunk!

When all of a sudden nolan's shirt exploded! - no one seemed to notice...

But I thought it was wild! - it scared walter so he hugged morgan...

Then it happened to morgan! Darrel was pissed!

Bam! Bam! Two more! - The Patrons were getting scared

Then it happened to pirdy and he fainted!

It blew alan's mind! - the drink will save us!

Finally things calmed down a bit and peace was restored

Toga! toga! - he's turned on...

Side note: After this night Rod and Jeff stated that they will no longer replace exploded T-Shirts for free...

Stripper Boat!

We were having some Mai Tais at the yacht club when we spotted a much less classy, yet much more intriguing sight; an old Chris-Craft covered with bikini clad Strippers? Escorts? Craigslist "Models"? (one of the 3 for sure) The dirty old men who own/rented the boat for a "photo shoot" didnt like us to much, but the girs sure did. Here's our creeper pics...


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So as we chased this boat around the harbor we notice theres a duffy doing the same...

Of course it's more of our friends...

4th of July, Newport Beach, Redux...

Lugo did a post on 4th of july about a month ago, but his camera died half way through. Im getting caught up, so here's some more 4th of July, from my perspective...

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So after good notice, and a very weird night...

We started the 4th off at tim's house. - breakfast and mimosas

then flipcup!

She has a Mini-Me! - Ronny and the 57th pool...

Typical 4th - Not so Typical...

To the Atwater Party at Spides' House! - With Joe C!

Spides! - Palm knows how to dress to impress!

taken... lame... - Lesbo Side Boob hug!

I feel safe! - and so begin the fly-by shots...

find the kegstand! - Criminals!

YMCA? - bikes!

More Fly-bys...

Remember 34th street?

youre not supposed to look at that! - But these guys did anyway...

more bikes...

cleavage! - Good ol' Gordon's House...

At This point the camera must have gotten heavier

'cause i started chopping heads off!

Then we went to JP and punkers, where the gate is always open.

She bled all over me - These guys got in a fight or something?

Guns Drawn!

to 6th st.

I stole her cool red shades - flag wagon?

The sun set, yet the bikinis remained!

Even after all that, there was still a 3am dance party...

What would the 4th be without sparklers...